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hoovinit: supersizemysexysex: please watch this sped up...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:18:11 -0400

supersizemysexysex:

please watch this sped up version of frankendoodle

its about a million times funnier this way

FINLAND

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:21:10 -0400

gUYS REMEMBER WHEN ZACK AND CODY WENT TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:15:07 -0400

gUYS REMEMBER WHEN ZACK AND CODY WENT TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE AND ESTEBAN WAS THE SASSY ESTEBANITA

blasianxbri: creepyboners: monochorus1: morrissarty: “We...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:11:18 -0400

blasianxbri:

creepyboners:

monochorus1:

morrissarty:

“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”

what

wat

i just stared at this for at least ten minutes

i’m speechless

It’s a fucking slinky couch wtf

but is it comfortable though

the-absolute-funniest-posts: meowremix: So when there is a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:10:38 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

slutformisha: brevkdown: flyingpenguinapparatus: “My coffee...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:09:10 -0400

slutformisha:

brevkdown:

flyingpenguinapparatus:

“My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.”

you made a fucking owl with your coffee

I can’t even make coffee with coffee

sincerelysandy: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:29:57 -0400

sincerelysandy:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Can’t not reblog this.

att: No Text is worth Dying For. It Can Wait. Please join us,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:19:22 -0400

att:

No Text is worth Dying For. It Can Wait.

Please join us, Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile US, Inc. and more than 200 other organizations to stop texting while driving. Encourage everyone in your community to join the movement and take the pledge today to never text and drive at www.itcanwait.com.

lookfortomorrowssunshine: brooklyn-bridge: A movie theatre you...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:18:54 -0400

lookfortomorrowssunshine:

brooklyn-bridge:

A movie theatre you can cuddle in

Me nd u def need to go there ;p

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Wed, 15 May 2013 19:20:29 -0400

unknownelandes: SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:15:37 -0400

unknownelandes:

SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT

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Tue, 14 May 2013 22:51:41 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 22:50:01 -0400

weestcoast: pettankoprincess: ashleymater: Tippi Benjamine...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:46:05 -0400

weestcoast:

pettankoprincess:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

Learn more

Riding an ostrich like a fucking Chocobo.

I’m pretty sure that’s eliza thornberry and she can talk to animals

worldinhand: Seaside Lanterns, Ko Tal, Thailand

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:02:15 -0400

worldinhand:

Seaside Lanterns, Ko Tal, Thailand

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Mon, 13 May 2013 22:01:46 -0400

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capturedphotos: Scenes from Hong Kong These are some of my...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:45:12 -0400

capturedphotos:

Scenes from Hong Kong

These are some of my favorite shots from our trip which was basically just one whole day to get around from our hotel in Kowloon to Central, Tsim Sha Tsui, Mong Kok and all the way back the hotel. It was a tiring day for my feet!

Photographed by: Paolo Nacpil

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Sun, 12 May 2013 17:35:23 -0400